I'm sitting in the drive thru at Taco Bell last Saturday and see this guy dressed in a black Scream costume gathering all this stuff out of his car in the parking lot. He kept this weird costume on the entire time and I could think was "please let me get my food before you rob the place".
It turns out this guy has the awful job of standing on the street corner with a sign for a home builder. At least he has fun on his job. Well, the most fun any one person can having standing on the corner of a busy intersection in a Scream costume while it's close to 90° while holding a sign for homes that most can no longer afford.
And yes, that is The Little Mermaid you hear singing in the background!!