Nope. Not me.
I brought Abby into our bed last night because she was teething and wasn't sleeping well.
But I did not let her crawl on Chris when she woke up hoping he would have a better idea of how to get her back to sleep.
Nope! Not me.
And I did not simply roll over when I felt the sheet wet from her leaky bottle. Nope. not me.
And this morning I did not give Anna back the toys Chris had taken from her (from not listening yesterday) because I was too exhausted/delirious from the lack of sleep, to get up and help her do anything creative with the other toys in her room.
Nope. Not me.
Oh and there is not a full load of clothes still sitting in the washer from last night.
Nope. Definitely Not me!